Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
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She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
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WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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