I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
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I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
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I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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