My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
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you thought your balls were fighting each other...
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
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Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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