Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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