How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
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