I hate all girls vehemently.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
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hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
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What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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