Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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