i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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