brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
zippers are such a cool invention
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
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So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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