You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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