Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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