Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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