Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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