If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
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I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
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I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
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Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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