im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
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