This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Two words: nipple clamps
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