what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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