You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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