nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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