420 ftw
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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