RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
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I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
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I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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