wat bout pragnant strippers??
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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