Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
