I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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