i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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