This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
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I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
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Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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