have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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