Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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