we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
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We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
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His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I need a hoe opinion