You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
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We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
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This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.