never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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