My underwear smells like fireworks.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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