he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
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Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
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Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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