Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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