they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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