You're so nebulous sometimes
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
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He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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