as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
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She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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