fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
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As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
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I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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