Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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