My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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