The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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