It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
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crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
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She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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