Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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