Don't you send me to vm
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Randomize
