FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
