So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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