This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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