So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
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