scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
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