They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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