I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
It's shark week go big or go home
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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