i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
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Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
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We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.