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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  i'm saving my butt for my wedding night

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  her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off

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• (760): View more from California

  And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico

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• (561): View more from Florida

  We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.

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• (516): View more from New York

  New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.

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• (660): View more from Missouri

  On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.

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