I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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