we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
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