its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
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Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Your cock deserves a montage
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
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As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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