I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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