Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
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when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
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her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
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